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Maddon’s Help to Hazleton Homeless

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  • Deez Nutz

    Hey Joe, what’s with the dark hair? You were white last year…. Maybe you just want to blend in with all the Chollo’s that you brought into Hazlehood.

  • How much did you say?

    There are approximately 18,600,000 vacant homes in the U.S. while there are approximately 560,000 homeless individuals in the U.S. What’s wrong with this picture?

    Nice backpack to hold the mylar heat blanket, the extra pair of socks, and the extra shirt and pants. Neato.

    • warningfakenews

      Well, the government keeps taking more homes, too. ‘Pay your taxes, no matter how much we’re pi**ing away your money, or we’ll take your house!’

      Now, the backpack will hold the items you said, and also a bottle of hooch and pack of cigarettes they got for pulling the “vote democrat” lever they were bused into the polling station for.

  • warningfakenews

    Hey pal, we really feel sorry you don’t have a place to call home. Here ya go, here’s a backpack for you.

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